Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobo’s and Tramps…

Cross-eyed Fleas, and Bow-Legged Ants…

I’m here before you, to stand behind you,

And tell you something I know nothing about.

There’s a meeting on Wednesday, held on Thursday

For men only, but women may come.

Bring no fee, pay at the door,

Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.

We’ll be duscussing the four corners of the Round Table.

…..

Well, with a name like NetWedgie, what do you expect?

I don’t know what all I’ll be doing here. Guess you’ll just have to visit once in a while and see what’s going on. I figure a little of this, a little of that, and some Tabasco thrown in. I get interested in all kinds of things, and I’m pretty vocal when it’s, ahem, “intersting” enough.

So stick around, and know that you’re always invited to comment.

My name is Steve.

So there.